teapayne:

My mom’s friend owns an eyebrow waxing place and when she first opened it she was trying to come up with a name for it and i wanted her to call it mother pluckers

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i want to change my url

suggestions?

seventhbrother:

At my work, when a guest says “thank you” it’s the new company policy to say “my pleasure” instead of any other reply. I’ve been having a hard time remembering to say it instead of you’re welcome, and today when one of my customers said thank you I accidentally mashed both replies together and said “you’re my pleasure” while making complete eye contact

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zeekayart:

if you ate a bulbasaur would it taste like meat or like salad?　

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